Sunday 22 September 2024
1980s West Indies versus 1980s VFL?
Friday 6 September 2024
Stupid computers or not the point?
When I studied in Melbourne University, I was outraged at the rude graffiti I discovered on virtually every toilet wall. Almost all if it was sexual in nature, and I always felt it encouraged violence towards women or towards men perceived as not strong enough. This latter tendency was aided by the fact that as a university student at the end of the 1990s I had strong memories of bullying both at school and on the street.
Coarse (or violent) language on films or in music seemed to me like a natural culprit for bullying behaviour. When I first heard of film ratings, I presumed their purpose must be safety — preventing children learning that violence is acceptable behaviour or naïvely thinking thus.
At the same time, I was learning to use Microsoft Word, and one function I quickly discovered was AutoCorrect. I quite quickly began to check spelling on Word, and soon discovered that I could add to and delete from AutoCorrect. Given my dislike of rude language, it felt entirely natural to add to AutoCorrect any rude word whose meaning in less coarse language was known. I did this a lot for a while, often repeatedly because my additions in the Melbourne University computer laboratories were probably not retained when the computers shut down at the end of each day.
All seemingly went well for a while, until I made, merely testing, a discovery that was truly shocking — that AutoCorrect was not case sensitive! This meant that “Dick” was corrected even when intended as someone’s name (I intended and assumed it would only correct when uncapitalised, but was shocked when “Dick Tyldesley”, a former Lancashire bowler, became “Penis Tyldesley”!). Following this, I assumed that the inability of AutoCorrect to be case sensitive meant computers really were not nearly so intelligent as everybody presumed. I consistently laughed at how something so specialised as a computer could be unable to distinguish capitalised from uncapitalised words and (in this case) correct only the uncapitalised. At the same time my brother said, critically but not aggressively, that by adding swear words I was turning AutoCorrect into “AutoCensor”. “AutoCensor” remains a really funny joke, much less gratuitous than the renaming of people called “Dick” by an addition intended only to AutoCorrect with a small initial letter.
After a while, the contrived nature of my additions to AutoCorrect made me think my original idea was silly because it was so difficult a job to accurately rewrite rude words as something less nasty and more often than not grauitously violent.
Then, I was told rather quietly one day by a university official than I had been banned from the computer labs for “tampering with AutoCorrect”. I was told that my tampering with AutoCorrect had ruined some other student’s essays — completely changing texts in such a way that they could not be mended. Unlike later cases at RMIT where I reacted extremely violently and angrily, I accepted this punishment because I knew very clearly that I had been altering AutoCorrect. Even if I felt my intentions were good, I had already realised that tampering with AutoCorrect simply could not do what I wanted it to.
Until recently I largely forgot about this, although I still thought of computers as really stupid because AutoCorrect was not and could not be made case-sensitive as I always assumed it should be. However, a discussion with my brother confirmed what he had said to be a quarter of a century ago — that AutoCorrect exists purely to correct typos, and is not designed to correct swearing (my brother’s “AutoCensor”). Although it ought to be simply enough to have separate AutoCorrect entries with different capitalisations, that has never been done because it would be more complex and the purpose was and is always corrections whose necessity is independent of capitalisation. If that be recognised, then computers that correct “Dick” when capitalised are simply doing what they are ask, whether it was my intention or not, and are not totally stupid as I have always thought!
Wednesday 4 September 2024
Assessing the theory of a “Revolution of 1959” part II
Season |
9+w/i |
10w/i |
15+w/m |
16+w/m |
17+w/m |
1836 | 2 | 1 | |||
1837 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
1838 | |||||
1839 | 1 | ||||
1840 | 1 | 1 | |||
1841 | 1 | ||||
1842 | 2 | 1 | |||
1843 | 1 | 1 | |||
1844 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
1845 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
1846 | 1 | ||||
1847 | |||||
1848 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
1849 | |||||
1850 | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
1851 | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
1852 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
1853 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
1854 | |||||
1855 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
1856 | |||||
1857 | 1 | 1 | |||
1858 | 2 | ||||
1859 | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
1860 | 4 | 1 | |||
1861 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
1862 | 2 | 1 | 3 | ||
1863 | 2 | 2 | 1 | ||
1864 | 3 | ||||
1865 | 3 | 2 | |||
1866 | |||||
1867 | 1 | ||||
1868 | 3 | ||||
1869 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
1870 | 1 | 1 | |||
1871 | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
1872 | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
1873 | 2 | 2 | 1 | ||
1874 | 2 | 1 | |||
1875 | 3 | 1 | |||
1876 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
1877 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | |
1878 | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
1879 | 1 | ||||
1880 | 1 | ||||
1881 | |||||
1882 | |||||
1883 | |||||
1884 | |||||
1885 | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
1886 | 4 | 1 | |||
1887 | |||||
1888 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
1889 | 2 | 1 | |||
1890 | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
1891 | 2 | 2 | |||
1892 | 3 | 1 | |||
1893 | 2 | 3 | |||
1894 | 6 | 1 | 4 | ||
1895 | 10 | 2 | 8 | 3 | 1 |
1896 | 2 | 1 | |||
1897 | 2 | 3 | |||
1898 | 3 | 6 | 1 | ||
1899 | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
1900 | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
1901 | 2 | 2 | |||
1902 | 6 | 2 | |||
1903 | 2 | 2 | |||
1904 | 6 | 5 | |||
1905 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
1906 | 10 | 2 | 6 | 2 | |
1907 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
1908 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
1909 | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
1910 | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
1911 | 6 | 1 | |||
1912 | 2 | 4 | 1 | ||
1913 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 | |
1914 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 1 | |
1919 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
1920 | 5 | ||||
1921 | 8 | 4 | 2 | ||
1922 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
1923 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
1924 | 5 | 1 | |||
1925 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
1926 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
1927 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | |
1928 | 3 | 3 | |||
1929 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 1 | |
1930 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | |
1931 | 6 | 2 | 4 | ||
1932 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
1933 | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
1934 | 5 | 2 | |||
1935 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
1936 | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
1937 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
1938 | 3 | 2 | |||
1939 | 9 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
1946 | 3 | 1 | |||
1947 | 5 | 6 | 1 | ||
1948 | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
1949 | 5 | 2 | 3 | ||
1950 | 1 | ||||
1951 | 2 | 1 | |||
1952 | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
1953 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
1954 | 5 | 3 | 2 | ||
1955 | 7 | 3 | |||
1956 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
1957 | 3 | 1 | |||
1958 | 4 | 3 | |||
1959 | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
1960 | 3 | 1 | |||
1961 | 1 | 1 | |||
1962 | 1 | ||||
1963 | 1 | ||||
1964 | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
1965 | 3 | ||||
1966 | 3 | ||||
1967 | 2 | 1 | |||
1968 | 1 | 1 | |||
1969 | 1 | ||||
1970 | |||||
1971 | |||||
1972 | 1 | ||||
1973 | |||||
1974 | |||||
1975 | 2 | 1 | |||
1976 | |||||
1977 | |||||
1978 | 1 | ||||
1979 | 1 | ||||
1980 | |||||
1981 | 1 | ||||
1982 | 1 | ||||
1983 | |||||
1984 | |||||
1985 | 1 | ||||
1986 | 2 | ||||
1987 | |||||
1988 | 1 | ||||
1989 | 1 | ||||
1990 | 1 | ||||
1991 | 1 | ||||
1992 | |||||
1993 | 2 | ||||
1994 | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
1995 | 4 | 1 | |||
1996 | 1 | ||||
1997 | 1 | ||||
1998 | |||||
1999 | |||||
2000 | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
2001 | |||||
2002 | 1 | ||||
2003 | 2 | 1 | |||
2004 | |||||
2005 | |||||
2006 | 2 | ||||
2007 | 1 | 1 | |||
2008 | |||||
2009 | |||||
2010 | 1 | ||||
2011 | 1 | ||||
2012 | 2 | ||||
2013 | 1 | ||||
2014 | 1 | 1 | |||
2015 | 1 | 1 | |||
2016 | 2 | ||||
2017 | 2 | 1 | |||
2018 | |||||
2019 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
2021 | 2 | ||||
2022 | 1 | 1 | |||
2023 | 1 |
The table shown above gives, on the whole, more confirmation of a radical change around the late 1950s than the table of spin bowling predominance and wicket hauls in my preceding post noted at the beginning. Evidence of a dramatic reduction in the number of large wicket hauls in England at that time can be clearly seem from the following graph, which tabulates the table above into eleven-season running totals.
- low numbers of high wicket hauls up to 1880 when relatively very little first-class cricket was played
- high numbers of high wicket hauls between about 1880 and 1960
- low numbers of high wicket hauls after 1960 when pitches became more completely covered
Sunday 1 September 2024
A favorite long-time joke
For many years I have often joked that the next new Melbourne suburbs should be called “Wass”. I have even joked that there is no suburb called “Wass” when there is a suburb called “Hallam”.
This joke is funny to me because “Hallam” and “Wass” are obviously linked to me in a way that is not comprehensible to those who do not know old county cricket well. A relative of mine said that if Hallam was in the east, “Wass” should be in the west of Melbourne, though I have not myself imagined it this way.
In the 1907 County Championship , Nottinghamshire achieved, on paper, the best record of any team since 1889. They won fifteen games, lost none, drew four, and had one abandoned without a ball bowled. This extraordinary record was almost entirely due to the bowling of Albert Hallam and Thomas Wass, who in the twenty games took 298 wickets out of 348 taken by Nottinghamshire (whose two matches with Yorkshire saw all but ninety minutes cricket washed out by rain). No one else except John Gunn did any serious work, and Gunn took just 25 wickets at more than twice the price of Hallam’s or Wass’ wickets.
Despite on paper an unparalleled record, even at the time Nottinghamshire were seen as flattered by not playing equal-second-placed Worcestershire — who had the most powerful batting team in the country due to three Foster brothers playing frequently — and effectively not playing equal-second-placed Yorkshire. Wisden in fact said that Surrey, who won only twelve of twenty-eight games and lost four, were a better team on hard wickets than Nottinghamshire. The problem, of course, is that in an extremely cool and damp summer (the coolest since 1889 in England) only one Nottinghamshire game — against Essex at Trent Bridge — was played throughout on a pitch unaffected by rain. On these wet pitches Hallam and Wass were unstoppable. Nevertheless, they were never even considered for the following winter’s controversial tour of Australia, for which many key players were either unavailable or refused the terms offered them. This suggests that the “extraordinarily good” bowling attributed to Hallam and Wass by Wisden really meant “extraordiarily successful” regardless of quality. I have emphasised that almost every English spinner of the twentieth century was a total failure in Australia, almost certainly because they learned bowling on soft, parkland pitches where extremely gentle finger action produces vicious spin. This same action on the ancient Australian soils yields a harmless straight slow bowler. It is almost certain that before they even entered county cricket, those old English spin bowlers had lost any potential ability to learn the much more vigorous finger and wrist action needed to get the smallest turn in Australia. Many, of whom Hallam was almost certainly one, lacked the natural finger strength to do this anyway.
The Melbourne suburb of Hallam, of course, cannot have anything to do with a cricketer who never visited Australia! It was actually named after the businessman William Hallam, who could conceivably be related to the cricketer given that his full name was Albert William Hallam, but I doubt it very much.